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Fransmän som pratar engelska är nog det roligaste som finns:

'What did you have for dinner last night, Sylvie?'
'I made some crap'
'You mean crêpes? Pancakes.'
'Yes, pan-cack.'

'OK, Philippe, what would you say to the waiter if you had no cutlery?'
'Er, excuse me, I want a knife and a fuck'

'At five PM, I was working.'
'Good.'
'At seven PM, I was sitting on ze train.'
'OK.'
'At nine, I was listening ze radio.'
'Was that AM or PM?'
'No, FM'

HAHAHAHAHA, 'A year in the merde' for life!